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Texas Travesty

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Texas Travesty

This publication defined a majority of my college experience. Where I hung out all the time, who I hung out with, and what I did to keep busy–meanwhile challenging me to define my style of writing and drawing, and further cultivating my sense of humor. When I was there, we were the largest humor publication in the nation, winning the Austin Chronicle’s “Best Of” Award for (Non-Chronicle) Publication like a bunch of times.

The Misfit Zoo

These characters were first published in the Texas Travesty’s September 2004 issue, found HERE. See the original layout HERE. They have since been edited, shaded, and placed in graphically eloquent cage-esque frames.

The Ape With Acne (2004)

It’s the night of the prom and the ape’s got zits all over his face! What’s he gonna DO?!

the ape with acne (2004)

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The Vegan Tiger (2004)

MMM. Ti-GRRR!!

the vegan tiger (2004)

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The Skunk That Sprays Perfume (2004)

You’ll have to give your dog a bath in fart juice to rid the smell of THIS skunk’s spray.

the skunk that sprays perfume (2004)

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The Sea Urchin that Walks and Talks Like a Charles Dickens Character (2004)

Pip pip hi-ho cheerio.

the sea urchin that walks and talks like a charles dickens character (2004)

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Let’s Clone That Guy (2009)

There’s a crazy scientist on the loose quadrupling people left and right. What do you think of this controversial topic?

the celibate rabbit (2004)

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Seasons (2009)

This man changes pigment, height, attire, and facial accessories depending on the SEASONS.

the atheist praying mantis (2004)

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Art’s a Sad’n (2009)

One sociopath art enthusiast’s crazy idea will certainly cause more tears.

the penguin with hot flashes (2004)

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Goatee (2009)

The stylist is about to be offended. I repeat. The stylisssst is about to be offended.

the cannibalistic panda (2004)

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Clown Eyes Poked Out (2009)

Ever wonder what color clown blood is? It’s pink and smells like real gamey cotton candy.

the prematurely balding lion (2004)

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Drink Us Like a Man You Pussy (2009)

In a WORLD where talking beer cans give you peer pressure and salesmen wig out, why not toss a few back?

the well-mannered jack-ass (2004)

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Monsters (2009)

If you see a real monster and they try to mess with you or kill you, you should tell them to go fuck themselves. Also, you must protect your grandma, specifically.

the laughing hyena with no sense of humor (2004)

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Santamouth (2009)

And on and on into infinity…

the giraffe with altitude sickness (2004)

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Your Slut of a Wife (2009)

There’s SOME dramatic power dynamic happening here. Apparently a man is keeping surveillance of a guy who has the power to fire his wife, not to mention insult her for being promiscuous.

the forgetful elephant (2004)

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Steaktits (2009)

There is a complicated relationship between this man and woman. She is trying to feed him steak that she’s rubbed on her breasts. He KNOWS where that steak has been and he REFUSES it. What does that mean?

the earthworm with external genitalia (2004)

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Tooth Miner (2009)

The economy’s so bad, Old Man Mouthliver’s gonna have to harvest old GOLDY. NPR reports.

the dolphin with the facemask dildo (2004)

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We Have to Get (2009)

In the desert, you can’t remember your name for there ain’t no worm for to give you no pain.

the bat who is afraid of the dark (2004)

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Opposite World

The following was published in the Texas Travesty’s February 2006 issue, found HERE. See the original layout HERE.

The Ape With Acne (2004)

It’s the night of the prom and the ape’s got zits all over his face! What’s he gonna DO?!

trees chopping down humans (2006)

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The Vegan Tiger (2004)

MMM. Ti-GRRR!!

the chinese character with a sorority girl tattoo (2006)

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The Skunk That Sprays Perfume (2004)

You’ll have to give your dog a bath in fart juice to rid the smell of THIS skunk

pam anderson without hepatitis c (2006)

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The Sea Urchin that Walks and Talks Like a Charles Dickens Character (2004)

Pip pip hi-ho che

the moon walking on neil armstrong (2006)

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Let’s Clone That Guy (2009)

There’s a crazy scientist on the loose quadrupling people left and right. Wha

turds throwing monkeys (2006)

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Seasons (2009)

This man changes pigment, height, attir

dogs in the missionary position (2006)

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Art’s a Sad’n (2009)

One sociopath art enthusiast’s crazy idea

a baby giving birth to a woman (2006)

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Goatee (2009)

The stylist is about to be offended. I r

men pulling drunk horses (2006)

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Clown Eyes Poked Out (2009)

Ever wonder what color clown blood is? It’s pink an

giggles, sober (2006)

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Drink Us Like a Man You Pussy (2009)

In a WORLD where talking beer cans give y

the man who haunts ghosts (2006)

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Monsters (2009)

If you see a real monster and t

the chinchilla wearing human skin (2006)

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Santamouth (2009)

And on and on in

the car shitting on a bird (2006)

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Your Slut of a Wife (2009)

There’s SOME dramatic power dynamic happening here. Apparently a man is keeping surveillance of a guy who has the power to fire his wife, not to mention insult her for being pro

an ass kicking the hymen annihilator (2006)

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Steaktits (2009)

There is a complicated relationship between this man and woman. She is trying to feed him steak that she’s rubbed on her breasts. He KNOWS where that steak has been and he REFUSES it. Wha

the white man mowing the lawn (2006)

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Tooth Miner (2009)

The economy’s so bad, Old Man Mout

the talking mime, pt. 1 (2006)

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We Have to Get (2009)

In the desert, you can’t remember your name for

the talking mime, pt. 2 (2006)

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Tooth Miner (2009)

The economy’s so bad, Ol

the talking mime, pt. 3 (2006)

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We Have to Get (2009)

In the desert, you can’t rem

the talking mime, pt. 4 (2006)

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Valentines

The following was published in the Texas Travesty’s February 2005 issue, found HERE. See the original layout HERE.

The Ape With Acne (2004)

It’s the night of the prom and the ape’s got zits all over his

your last valentines (2005)

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The Vegan Tiger (2004)

MMM. Ti-G

together forever (2005)

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The Skunk That Sprays Perfume (2004)

You’ll hav

ricky martin eating a banana out of a pipe (2005)

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The Sea Urchin that Walks and Talks Like a Charles Dickens Character (2004)

Pip pip hi-ho

mustachio’s valentines (2005)

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Let’s Clone That Guy (2009)

There’s a crazy scientist on the loose quadrupling people l

hymen annihilator’s valentines (2005)

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Seasons (2009)

This man changes pigme

gorilla’s valentines (2005)

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Art’s a Sad’n (2009)

One sociopath art ent

giggles’ valentines (2005)

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Goatee (2009)

The stylist is about t

emo guy’s valentines (2005)

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Clown Eyes Poked Out (2009)

Ever wonder what color clown bloo

travesty valentines (2005)

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Editorial Cartoons

The following editorial cartoons were published in the Texas Travesty from October 2002 to May 2006. They can be found in the Texas Travesty archives located HERE.

Drink Us Like a Man You Pussy (2009)

In a WORLD where talkin

john kerry’s road to the white house (2004)

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Monsters (2009)

If you see a real monster a

oil

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Santamouth (2009)

And on and on

new yorker cartoon

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Your Slut of a Wife (2009)

There’s SOME dramatic power dynamic happening here. Apparently a man is keeping surveillance of a guy who has the power to fire his wife, not to mention insult her f

shooting the moon conspiracy

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Steaktits (2009)

There is a complicated relationship between this man and woman. She is trying to feed him steak that she’s rubbed on her breasts. He KNOWS where that steak has been